Welcome to Surfski.Misinfo.CA Live coverage of the Super Hero Night
Live coverage.!!!
6:59:30 Tom: As usual, Bob is off to a fast start.
6:59:45 Jim: Chris is off his boat, but on again with a great mount. Chris must be cooling off after a hot warmup.
Tom: Hot! Hell yeah, let me tell you about that warmup Jim, no wonder he’s….
7:00 pm: race horn goes off!!!!
Tom: What in the wild world of sports is that shooting out to the front? !!!!
Jim: I dunno Tom, could be the incredible hulk??? no, no…. not green enough…. The Flying Frenchman is gone. The Thing’s not on the start list either after falling apart and sinking in the Round Bowen. So I’m not sure who could be pulling 15k like that….. Not any of the usual slugs at this one star event.
Jim: Oh, I got it: it’s Captain America Dion out to a fast start.
Tom: Whoah, you’d think Wonder Woman was waiting for him on Jug the way he took off from the line.
Jim: Ha ha, very amusing Tom.
Tom: Hey, did I ever tell you the one about Superman and Wonder Woman where….
Jim: Not now Tom the race is going on for crikey sake!
Tom: Mike and Cam looking Super strong in the double.
Chris moving up to the their side.
Matt on back wash.
Jim: Tom, I think Capt’n Dion’s going to be hard to catch. Young Jim is hanging in there strong. In the Surfskis it looks like Ken is setting the pace up the left side. Jonathan looking strong moving up behind him.
Tom: 1K in and it looks like the parasitic suction on Matt’s boat has broken. Chris is still on the side though.
Jim: I’d say Ken’s group in the lead now with Mike&Cam converging on Ken’s line.
Tom: Converging… I gotta look that one up…. Is that like what Chris and Marshall did with the Vaseline and gloves before the race?
Jim: No Tom, and please…. this is a family oriented website!!!
Tom: Oh right. Sorry Jim, I just can’t get that vision out of my mind.
Jim: Stay on topic Tom, this race is going down and we’re live here….
Jim: Well Dion and Jim way ahead now rounding Jug. Did not see them do any remounts.
Jim: Ken first at Island. He’s over like a sealion off a spingboard.
Jim: Chris off and back on in good time.
Jim: Mike and Cam get the remount nicely and are off.
Tom: #%#$! Ken’s can’t get on…. he’s rolling that boat like a log on in lumberjack show.
Jim: Matt, Rod, Warren, all off and on again in good time.
Tom: Let’s get back up to the good paddlers again. I love waking out that second pack of WRS. Remember the good old days when we’d smoke em all at the finish line with a 3′ wake?
Jim: Didn’t Daryl and Bob give you a 25% deal on a boat if you wiped out Brian 3 weeks in a row?
Tom: NO!!! I certainly did not get a 25% discount on my THINK boat if made it so Daryl and Bob could surf across the line ahead of Brian…… only 10% and a free water bottle.
Tom: Speaking of 25% less… isn’t that Remmler on one of them paddleboard things.
Jim: Yes, I believe it is Tom and he’s doing pretty well hanging in there with some of the recreational racers. I’d estimate he’s doing over 6k or so.
Tom: Probably a bit uncomfortable sitting down in a kayak after Chris being so close to his rear on Bowen Island! (laughs, knee slaps), know what I mean Jim buddy(Back slap accidentally knocks Jim off the boat and into the water)
Jim: You idiot get me out of here!
Tom: Whoah dude(pulling Jim into boat) isn’t that some Junior ladies putting the boots to some of the regular Raven boys.
Jim: I believe it is Tom. A keen eye you have. Great to see such fine young athletes out at an event like this. Great cross training for them.
Tom: Yeah, and total humiliation to those sad excuses for surfski paddlers I’d say. Well Jim… not in my day would a real man allow such a thing or a round of pints would be owed to the rest of the lads. One sight of these pipes and those girls would know who’s wake is mucho mucho gusto speedio!
Jim: But didn’t that South African female sprint racer crush you in that last world cup?
Tom: I had a stomach flu and I woulda caught her if the winds held up.
Jim: So she did cross the finish before you???
Tom: Well technically…… uh….. yes. but let’s focus on the race here Jim.
Jim: Looks like they are all coming in now. Looks like Ken, Jim and Chris. Possibly we missed Dion.
Tom: Yeah whatever, let’s cut outta here and get to the Raven. Ya think that waitress is hot for me or what?
Jim: Oh yeah Tom, whatever you say…
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Tom: Hey was that a wing paddle we just drove over?
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